| The Top Ten Reasons to See (or Not) | 13 July 2002 | ||||||||
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10. To see how head injuries are
treated by psychobabble 9. To see how all Indian business tycoons are either Punjabis or Marwaris 8. To see gizmos such as wireless hands-frees and webcams 7. To see how irritating Johny Lever can be, if not directed well 6. To see how all talk today is only in crores...lakhs are peanuts and don't count 5. To see the longest commercial for a cruise ship...that does not sink 4. To watch Akshaye acting well when he is funny, but not when he tries to look menacing 3. To see how Abbas-Mustan specialize in the "thriller" genre, and "legs and thigh" genre 2. To finally see that Bobby Deol can act...but just about and 1. To see Amisha Patel going the Vijayeta Pandit way...another couple of films left, maybe? |
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| (C) Man From Matunga, 2002 | |||||||||
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